Well done Finnair. 2 hours late London to Helsinki. Nearly missed connection. 4 hours late Beijing to Helsinki. Missed connection by miles. Will be 24 hours late home. Shocking!!

Yet another b_____ delay from Finnair. Helsinki to Manch 1st Sept.

Surely that lovely Leeds fan will be found. Didn't he have a massive tattoo on his neck?

Hello Emily. Former Uncle David here!!!! You seem to be doing great

Don't know who got into my twitter account but it wasn't me going on about losing body fat!!!

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