Why do people get upset when they tell me that they had a miscarriage and I ask if they had a tasty snack?

Imma be honest I need to suck some tits to get my bones big and strong.

Imma be honest out of all the islands in the world the only one that I would not ever go to is Epstein’s island

I like toxic femininity cause if you give me a girl that will kill me then you already know what tf happened to me and my ghostly spirit WILL BE doing dance moves on the top of my coffin not giving a f**k

If I ever babysit for someone they better not get mad at me when I sit on the baby all for $25

Even Jews and Germans can get along! Who knew.

Definitely a banger

Facts

Imma be honest and just say that shoving a tv remote up my ass has been a life changing experience that I don’t want to have again.

I hate this society cause when a girl kisses another girl it’s a ok but when I try to kiss my homies then all of a sudden it’s gay.

If she goth/foreign then I’m whorin

If an animal is seen crossing the border does the animal become an illegal immagrant?

Imma fake it till I make it