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“the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results” no it isn’t? insanity is the state of being seriously mentally ill. you’re thinking of retarded

having one of those fake pringle cans with the secret compartment and still keeping pringles in it

i think the concept of painting with a twist is cool but i hate how the twist is always alcohol. they should do painting with a twist but the twist is that danny devito is there

pink doesn't have one single song that requires her to fly through the air like a rogue satellite

letting someone hit the vape and then calling it back to my hand like mjölnir

do WHAT to the grill

“AI is gonna take our jobs” AI:

doing this with a cheesesteak in the Schuylkill River

you don’t think god is real? explain these big naturals

how the world looks tuesday after a bender 3 day weekend

been living in the moment way too much lately. think i’m gonna start focusing on my screens and squandering my potential

if you’re in your 30s or even 40s and feel like you’re too old to accomplish anything just remember it’s never too late to start a multinational corporation filled with corruption and exploitation and become wildly wealthy on the backs of hard working laborers

nothing makes you feel like you’re wasting your life more than sitting in an office on a 75 degree day

the (exclusive) is sending me lmao why did they write this like it happened this morning

when you’re 25 everyone’s instagram captions are drake quotes and fun emojis. as a 32 year old they’re all like “cherishing every moment with my family” and “enjoyed a quiet weekend with friends (could be my last)”

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like the main characters in a buddy cop franchise when they're in disguise collecting intel at a frat party

who the fuck thinks they can outrun a bear ?

when i get pulled over for doing 90 in a school zone

pure of heart. no thoughts. doesn’t know about the economy