Y'all ever just be driving & you're like.... yo was that light even green 😭😭

you could dm a girl 'hi' and the bitch gon screenshot and sent it to her group chat saying 'LMAOOO'

If we together & yo ex pass away & you cry, you single

To everybody who didn’t get a good morning text

Rise and shine ugly

My girl said she ran out of pre workout so I gave her my phone unlocked

If you see 2 girl best friends out together, the short one the hoe

I be giving relationship advice with not one successful relationship under my belt

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is cheat first

1 argument between now & Christmas & ain’t nobody getting shit

Damn, everybody breaking up before the holidays. That’s financially a smart move tbh.

Girls be hurt for 45 seconds then start talkin to yo homies

Tomorrow isn't promised we need to fuck today

She blocked me on everything so I applied at her job, see you at work Monday babe

Donʼt ask me for relationship advice. I went back to the same person 17 times

Never trust a girl that need glasses but don’t wear em, she’ll never see the issue

Imagine u throw ur girl on bed tryna be sexy but her head hit the wall and she die

Two incomes is better than one. Make sure your girl got two jobs, stay up kings