Bertie reporting in: Mama...🙄...says I'm a hedgehog🦔 cause I'm always in the hedges. She laughed. This pals! THIS is what I have to put up with! We don't even have hedgehogs! We DO have zombies🧟‍♀️ and that's what I'm after! RaaaAAA! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: On mid-day patrol, I came across a triple threat zombie -- it can swim, fly, and waddle! And... there's a zombie in training!!! Let me at 'em! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in:🚨🚨🚨High activity level discovered on first patrol!!!🧟‍♀️Something is afoot in the underground bunker! Rest assured, I will stay on high alert until situation resolved!🫡#ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Pals! I've been on PTO (Personal Time Off). Out-of-town family came to visit. Don't worry, got lots of zombie hunting technique training from Uncle Ted & Cousin Myron! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: It's warm & humid, so patrols are being conducted in the shade. Even Zombies want to be in the shade! I see you!🧟‍♀️ #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Protecting the World from the Walking Dead is hard work! As you all know! Some R&R is needed from time to time. I'm using the sun to charge up my RaaaAAA! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: First patrol of day had cool temps and HIGH🚨 activity in underground bunker! Mama...🙄... dragged me away!!! 😤 saying I needed to take care of "business". WTF!!! HUNTING ZOMBS🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️ IS LITERALLY MY BUSINESS! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Last patrol of day uncovered zomb🧟‍♀️ activity in grass!🚨 Search and Destroy Mission commenced! Zombie located - made D.R.T. (Dead Right There)! Proud ears! Mama gave it an aerial burial into the woods.🪦RIP #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Get this pals! I'm doing all the HARD work patrolling, but Mama...🙄... gets the ice cream! WTF!!! "Well, you get to lick the cup." Big whoopdy-damn-doo! At any rate, no zombies at Scoops ice cream shop. Just a ticked off little dog! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: High alert!🚨 Some of the whitetailed🦌 zombies are growing thingies out of their heads! I let out a mighty RaaaAAA! And they skidaddled with their white tails in the air! All clear! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Tree-rat zombs are leaving a trail of destruction! I'm on it, squadies! Right after I howl at the moon. Ah-rooo RaaaAAA! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Armored zombies within my sights!🐢👀 Mama says...🙄...they're just sunning☀️themselves. When will this woman learn that zombies are NEVER "just" doing something! They're sneaky, untrustworthy, and diabolical in their quest for brains!🧠#ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Ha. Ha. Ha. Mama says...🙄...the first pic makes my caboose look big. I see two things: 1) my laser-like concentration on the chippy zomb🐿outside, 2) the atrocious haircut✂️ Mama bestowed upon me!!!😤 #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Orders to patrol "Swift Night Out". A Taylor Swift concert??!! Nope!😤 It was pretty cool watching the Chimney Swifts go into the @GenevaLakeMuseum chimney to roost. All clear! Good time had by all! #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Squad! I have a new sidewalk to patrol! Alert!🚨ALERT!! Zombie Daleks!! Mama says...🙄...they're just construction barrels. Pffftt! I made sure the area was secure! I left my special mark on a few of them! Exterminate! #ZSHQ

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Bertie reporting in: First patrol of morning, came across slick jumping zombie!🐸 Ever alert, I checked to see if more were out and about. All clear! Hopping for a good day!🤭 #ZSHQ

Bertie reporting in: Tree rat zomb🐿 ain't goin' nowhere while I'm on patrol! Feel free to move about! #ZSHQ