I feel the plight of a million sad Japanese middle aged salary men. I don’t want to be at work I want to go home and play dragon quest

gas station tweakers

why do you have glasses #NintendoSwitch

“Hey today we’re going to be making a very simple recipe. First you need to get your $8000 worth of equipment that you’ll use once in your life. then waste half an hour doing something you won’t be able to notice while eating. all to make this white people version of good food”

Digimon World: Next Order is coming to Nintendo Switch and PC via Steam on February 22, and there are multiple other games in the pipeline. bit.ly/3eNOWGD

there’s something about wet seaweed that smells almost exactly like horse manure (I wanted to say shit but I have to specify I mean literal fecal matter not a euphemism for bad. this explanation is longer than the original tweet sorry)

SAKURAI REPPING LOST JUDGMENT

i have job-leaving thoughts. i'll hold on for a while but it's bouncing around my head like a dvd logo. also my right eye is twitching and i don't know why ignore that though. i shouldn't have brought it up, sorry....

can i pay someone to find clothes for me to buy?? i just want to show/describe shit and have it appear and ready to be bought

hehe...... just realized my top two favorite yakuza games technically aren't yakuza games. oopsie lmao

i hope chris pratt gets sealed away in a crystal by an evil wizard