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"We've handed over £200,000 to our landlord in the past 5 years, and when we're eventually forced out we'll be left with nothing." Michael talks to Sky News about the landlords with no mortgage cashing in on the cost of living crisis.

Our new song 'Arriviste' is out now on #Spotfiy open.spotify.com/track/0m6Mb0Hd…

The ugliest band is showbiz is back! Tickets for our November date with White Devil Disco, Italia 90 DJ set and more are on DICE now for £4! link.dice.fm/H2d5fdc6275b

Fuck me it's hot. The bits behind my knees are dripping. If you survive the afternoon then come to @theolddispensary in Camberwell tonight. We're on around 9 and it's always a good time there so put your antiperspirant on and come for a boogie. 📷📷📷

Patrick enjoyed BC CAMPLIGHT and more at Down At The Abbey Festival joyzine.org/2023/09/12/fes…

"Don't you tell me it's lonely at the top, when it's murder at the bottom" 'Arriviste' Out Now! youtube.com/watch?v=fHtlqm…

Struggling to feel anything for the return of Frasier? Yes us too. But tickets are moving for this and my gut tells me it's going to be a good one. And that I shouldn't drink the brine from the caper jar....

Much excitement for our show at The Ivy House and tickets are only £4 on DICE! For us with the amazing White Devil Disco. Moderate prices for such a massive night is unusual. Very unusual. 👉dice.fm/event/m7ya9-wh…

This Friday in Nunhead, South London, is shaping up to be a good one. Hopefully see you there x tix: dice.fm/event/m7ya9-wh…

You can watch back our set from the The Ivy House, filmed by the brilliant Lou Smith. youtube.com/watch?v=YUlVuW…

Tickets for our Christmas show with SCUDFM and Neuro Placid are for sale on DICE now. dice.fm/event/ndenq-fp…

It's that time of year in which I repost a now very old piece of writing in search of the hallowed twitter interaction dopamine. This is the top 12 'Alternative' Alternative Christmas I wrote for godisinthetv zine many moons ago. godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2019/12/20/top…

Is there more than the slow death of the high street and that big Irish lad with long hair on the gram? YES! We have a Christmas single. 'Two Types Of Christmas' is out now. 📷📷 open.spotify.com/album/5m0oVzl5…

Tix on #DICE now! Going to be a good year... I think dice.fm/event/qpnxo-ad…

#Sunakered

We're on 10ish tonight at Old Dispensary in Camberwell

Our new single ‘Public Library’ is out now. Inspired by seven years of working in South London public libraries, with a harpsichord solo, this is the cool tonic you need for these hot sticky days. open.spotify.com/track/3BoJTCu5…

Seven years of working in public libraries have led to us writing a song called 'Public Library'. open.spotify.com/track/3BoJTCu5…

SUNDAY NIGHT: ADAM & ELVIS headline Please Ban Music at The Butler! New Wave Collective Presents Freestyle Hip Hop DJs and Artists at Purple Turtle! A "Green Things" theme night at Readifolk! whatsonreading.com/themes/bank-ho… 6/