I will have some of what whoever painted the road lines had!

At breakfast this morning, watched a guy drown his watermelon slices with salt. Then watched him chug down his BP meds as a chaser 🤔 Since when did adding salt to fruit become a thing....?

🌇 -> 🌅 5 hours apart

1st time reconnecting with an old friend since b4 holiday. 💪

British Summer #running weather, best in the world. #Raining #RainingSideways

Who will be the next has beens to announce a reunion/come back tour? Genuinely do not see the hype at all.

If you want to know how good I am at multi-tasking... I ordered cat litter wrong and gave the poor DHL delivery guy bilateral hernias. #marriage #winning

We are sorry #Oasis broke up again whilst you were in the queue 🤣🤣🤣 #oasisreunion

I'm all for reusing and upcycling. That painting that Kier Starmer took down would make a great kitten litter tray

All cars should come with this bumper sticker 🤣🤣🤣 Larry the Cat be nice to see one on the back of your underlings range rover #CatsofTwittter

Pleased to report that it is a glitch in the online system rather than a deliberate attempt at overcharging anyone. Fares are frozen for school kids at the same prices as last year. Some good news amongst the ongoing financial squeezes. Lizzi Collinge MP Cat Smith MP

Mini-A having to decorate their German book as homework. Apprently the Lufthansa emblem and 99 🎈 has been put in the reject pile of ideas.

Professor Adam Taylor Professor Adam Taylor from Lancaster Medical School writes in the Conversation about “As hair transplants become big business, here’s what you need to know about the risks” theconversation.com/as-hair-transp…

#Scicomm #AnatEd

There seems to be a lot of interest in this piece this week. Having seen one of #BWFC footballers - Victor Adeboyejo, sidelined from sneezing. The threat is real! theconversation.com/the-dangers-of…

#AnatEd #SciComm

Used car sales people. Rage inducing. Might spend the afternoon with estate agents just to guarantee my descent into insanity 🤯

In today's edition of what other jobs fall under an academic role.

Perfectly sums up the day so far. On the plus side, my lat workouts are clearly paying dividends

How it started vs how it is going. Always keep a spare shirt in the office in case of media requests. Today was one of those days where it paid off.