First 48 is always a Dallas or Memphis episode.  Speaking of #DALLAS, tickets are on sale at 10am tomorrow (6/28) for the taping of my next TWO specials at the Majestic Theater, Saturday, Oct 5th and Sunday Oct 6th .  Each night is different material so come to both shows.  Go to

DALLAS!  Tickets are on sale at 10am CST TODAY for the filming of my next TWO specials. Saturday, Oct 5th and Sunday Oct 6th at the Majestic Theater.  Each night is different material so get your tickets to both shows.  Go to AliSiddiq.com or Ticketmatser.  #Oakland and

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DALLAS SPECIALS ANNOUNCEMENT!  Y’all sold out both shows to the filming of my next TWO specials, over 2500 tickets gone!   So, we’re adding two more shows at 9pm each night.  Saturday, Oct 5th and Sunday, Oct 6th at the Majestic Theater.  Each night is different material so get

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These sentences aint nothin compared to what they were giving in the 90s.   Domino Effect 3 & 4 full specials now on YouTube #TourDates: Aug 16-18: Madison WI Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA Sept 1:  LAS VEGAS, NV Sept 6:  RICHMOND, VA Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA

You fakin asthma in my situation? Domino Effect 3 & 4 full specials now on YouTube #TourDates: Aug 16-18: Madison WI Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA Sept 1:  LAS VEGAS, NV Sept 6:  RICHMOND, VA Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA Sept 13:  KANSAS CITY, MO Sept 14:

It did not go well for us.... Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on YouTube #TourDates: Aug 16-18: Madison WI Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA Sept 1:  LAS VEGAS, NV Sept 6:  RICHMOND, VA Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA Sept 13:  KANSAS CITY, MO Sept 14:  PEORIA, IL   Sept 20:

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10 years ago I told this story on stage for the first time for Ari Shaffir’s Comedy Central show This Is Not Happening. To date it has almost 15 million views on YouTube and changed my career! Unfortunately Comedy Central makes all the money from those views, SO I decided to