I tell you the first time I gave my son a bottle of formula when he was 4months old & something like 6th percentile for growth (down from 25th) I couldn’t even watch. I closed myself in my room & bawled my eyes out like a psycho because I had failed him Now that he’s 6 & we have

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like extras in CLUELESS (1995) that Cher would dissuade Tai from hanging out with

New Substack is up! alisonrosen.substack.com/p/working-my-n…

Omg I found the “breastmilk is liquid gold”/flat-earther intersection. I knew I’d hit it eventually.

I miss talking about wacky shit on your television!

The road to hell is paved with concepts

You Demanded It: A Reconsideration of C-Words Gone By, by Alison Rosen open.substack.com/pub/alisonrose…

I just sneezed twice and @danielquantz didn't say "bless you" does that mean he wants to divorce me

My kingdom for a direct line to Cigna

This one was fun to write. Also it’s revealing. Thank you to the commenters who suggested it. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/you-demanded…

Has anyone used this service/email and did it work for you? Sorry to be cynical but seems the business model is to mess up your claim in their favor so it takes hours to sort it out. Every time.

What the fuck is wrong with you

New one is up alisonrosen.substack.com/p/you-demanded…

The fact anyone can get a gun with zero training required is becoming a problem

Not sure I understand what you’re saying but the shots are coming from inside the house

Emotional and digital in nature is the just two beers of whatever this is #nuzzi #RFKJr