Halloween is a day when white people finally get asked 'What are you?'

I am going on tour next year, I am so excited to go back to so many of my favourite places. Tickets are the perfect Christmas present to any fun mum/left winger/cardigan uncle/legend in your life!

MARCEL LUCONT: LE 'BEST OF'
Final tour dates for 2022:
Nov 1 The Stand Newcastle
Nov 2 The Stand Glasgow
Nov 3 The Stand Edinburgh
Nov 10 The Mill Arts Centre
Nov 19 The Wardrobe Theatre Bristol
Nov 26 The Stables MK Milton Keynes
Tickets:
linktr.ee/marcellucont

Due to insane demand I've decided to release some more of these cards with all profits going to artists owed money by Paperchase. You can pre-order from now til midday GMT Wednesday 2nd Nov 2022 and then they're gone. joelycett.com/products/chris…

MANY moons ago, when I decided to give up my day-job at MOO to concentrate on comedy full-time, one of the parting gifts from the team was a Back to The Future II cap.

While hosting Comic Con Brussels with Matthew Frighton this weekend, one of our guests signed it. Great scott!!!

And some old Halloween favourites.
You can see more of my work on instagram.com/skschafer

Here are my guesses for the top 4 Halloween costumes for Britain in 2022.

THREAD:
3 sold out nights
> 100 envelopes posted.
> 1,000 unique props made.
< 3 rehearsals
= Countless lols.
= Endless pals.
Thank you to all who attended 'The Envelopes' at Museum of Comedy
We had a wild wild time.

Ah memories. Harrowing harrowing memories.

Genuinely, a pleasure to see a pumpkin and start thinking about Sam Campbell, who FEARS these deep sea fish.

'That's AGAINST GOD! How is a LIGHT a body part!? Eyes. Mouth. LIGHT!? 'Ooh, I don't think I can come tonight, my light hurts.' 'I think I might have sprained my light.''

To everyone who was so bothered by my support for #JordanGray and her stripping off on live tv that they needed to let me know. (Everyone else don't bother - you're already living in the 21st century):

It's a perilous thing, watching TOM's Twitch stream. You end up earwormed with his wig song JUST THINKING ABOUT WIGS, let alone LOOKING at eg thom tuck is lady scottish play. dressed as Ariel.

'Wig, wig wig wig wig wig, wig wig wig... Thoooooom is wearing a wig (I am!).'

delicate balancing act for Bolsonaro, trying to do voter suppression while dying of Covid 4 times a week

The National Open Air Pebble Archive, Brighton