Dear Glastonbury Festival I’ve forgot the pegs

Journalist Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 NOT writing about crossbows this week. I wonder why?

Harry Kane is a special goal scorer but Wayne is out there on his own. Gerrard is also close by

Knowing what your best team is with players in their preferred positions playing a system of tactics best suited to their abilities should be the first question at the England manager interviews. Southgate was bang average

Brilliance at work.

Is emily m our best export right now. I THINK SHE IS

Gareth Bale’s Real Madrid goal catalogue is insane.

Dearest interweb. Please stop trying to punt me 25k watches

Suarez was better than Ronaldo

Only true PATRIOTS run away to Tenerife

Get the water cannons out #sunderland - think Boris bought some.

Nothing says ‘“we’re not being listened to” like torching the citizens advice bureaux where they’d literally be listened to. #Sunderland Thick Britain.

Imagine if all these “patriots” cared about their own kids. #Riots #reform #WeWantOurCountryBack #StopTheBoats

Aside from the content found on X maybe you Elon Musk should concentrate on the app performance for a while. Noticeably getting worse snd worse amongst your competitors.

Underground Sounds are go! The Ocean Beneath up next with Mark Ryan on Mark Ryan amazingradio.com/shows/amazingb…

Hertz from litesleeper is a glorious debut single. Catch it on Mark Ryan now! amazingradio.com/shows/amazingb…

I’m in the middle of the North Sea on a massive boat and it’s terrifying. If you think people do this in a dinghy so they can get #universalcredit then you’re a moron. #immigration

Can only image the excitement post gigs Oasis members get when they get their cheques. Imagine the realisation that you could have probably cashed it in every year for 30 years.

Elon is bad for business

Control the dingy market. Stop the boats. Open safe and legal routes. Simple