Celine Dion #Paris2024 #Olympics #Olympic2024

I’m really worried about the smell of damp clothes in the Olympic Village…

After all that last night we missed Scrotumgate! #OpeningCeremony

To elaborate, a stray testicle escaped from a performer’s pants. I guess easily done. #OpeningCeremony

Do watch Céline Dion again on BBC iPlayer 4’39” in. I’ve watched it on a loop and it is stupendous. And you will adore her pianist who looks at her with utter warmth and support throughout. The connection is wondrous. …

Weird seeing Denise Lewis on the BBC Olympics Highlights show tonight, not a strange shade of green! I had to paint her on Sky Portrait Artist of the Year and went a bit Shrek... #olympics #skyarts

Trip of a lifetime to Porto with a volcanologist, a physicist, an astro biologist,an astronaut, a comedian & 100 members of ⁦The Explorers Club⁩ for an explorers’ edition of Infinite Monkey Cage ⁦BBC Radio 4. Have a listen if you missed it bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

My twitter followers have dropped dramatically which means people are leaving X -or me - in droves. Could be either frankly. I’m thinking is it time to leave? Want to come?

Is everyone alright?

2 point 4 Children - Anneka Rice & the Challenge Anneka team turn up! 😂This was my favourite part of the series: Bill (Belinda Lang) is running late for a job centre appointment after her car has broke down. She finds a willing car mechanic but suddenly he's whisked away by

The Four Mary’s were activists! My early role models. This from my original Bunty annual ….quite old now. Both of us.

Part 2 …Was the hockey stick used! Is Mary Field in a police cell! What sort of ‘business’ did Mary Cotter envisage? Is ‘lifting shale’ a euphemism?…

To mark the occasion I have grabbed a couple of Boy Scouts and a coachful of pensioners and am going to sort out HS2 and Hammersmith Bridge…

Jane Morris! Anneka Rice ! And me! On Great Lives next week - listen on BBC Radio 4 Mon afternoon (15.30) or Tuesday evening (21.30) for all the best stories of Victorian art, romance & embroidery: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00… Victorian Web The Pre-Raphaelite Podcast William Morris Soc WilliamMorrisGallery

I’ve been waiting for this moment for 40 years. Let’s do it!

I’m ringing around for a spare helicopter. I have a medium on standby for Kenneth’s instructions ….We’re all over this

Yes, we landed on it! I jumped out of the helicopter, slid along the length of the sub and the Commander popped out of his thingy and gave me a pink clue. As you do … HAPPY DAYS

If you’re the sort of person who needs a climax, here you go. xxxxx

There’s no doubt it’s a cracking theme tune …

My Granddaughter is wearing my life!