Hopefully the voters will give you a proper go.

Or that a cunt thinks you are an even bigger cunt.

Breaking news.

Rishi Sunak announces he will mortgage the country for the sake of some votes from people he hopes will be dead soon.

Amazing how the Tories ignored the world wide financial crash in 2010. What goes around comes around.

A fine , ringing ended for Conservative Gov.

Breaking news.

Rishi Sunak defects to reform.

He has suspended himself , saying , I was a nobody , anyway

No one is listening. No one care what you have to say. You are an empty vessel.

This written by his mate , Jim.

Tories struggle to field a full list of candidates.

Tories even have to suspend outgoing MPs.

I don’t know about National service , this gov is real life dads army.

Perfect from Simon.

I have concluded my visibility on Twitter has gone down a lot.
Maybe if I start spreading right wing bollocks it will go back up ?

Yes absolutely.
I can see the return of nationalisation of all industries, private land and re- education centre.
It’s not too difficult to believe there will be soviet style gulags and one party dictatorship.

Still , that’s fine if I can get a fucking GP appointment.

Rishi announced new plan to win the young vote.

Rishi tells it like it is.

Cleverly said on radio there would be a royal commission. This patent rabble have just dreamed a this up because they know their old and reform voters love it.
They know it’s’ never going to happen, even if they win.
This is what they have come too.

Tories central office.

Anyone got a fag packet , we need a new policy.

Victoria is right.

The choice is clear.

Nads , as always is right. We are being denied the return of our greatest PM since Churchill, the pandemic being his 1940 moment.

I’m being serious. This is not a parody. We need Nads back in a safe seat. Her work as culture secretary is legendary. As is her dedication to her constituents.

This is NOT a joke.