AnonyVet
@Anonyvet
The bonkers and often mind-boggling life of a small animal vet working in England. Never work with the general public or animals!
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15-08-2012 13:06:10
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Errrrr where to start.
Having a French/British Bulldog should be illegal.
Rabbits are great until they get ill (definitely get a rat instead)
Cats like to be alone. Stop getting eleventy billion of them.
#vettwittter
Client we sacked 6mo ago for being abusive and demanding: I WANT TO GET MY CAT SEEN.
Me: We asked you to leave 6mo ago as you were abusive to staff
Client: *rings three times a day, every day this week* WHY WON’T YOU SEE ME
Me: Because THIS! Jesus. GO AWAY.
#vettwitter
Anyone else just have to put on gloves for the vet student/ new grad to find the uterus in the cat spay?
😂
#vettwitter
Currently loving the #vet positivity from #diddlysquat farm shop and Jeremy Clarkson
Get better soon, Sansa.
And THANK YOU for highlighting how amazing vets can be.
We are pretty awesome, you know.
#vet twitter
Currently involved in an RSPCA case involving 40 Guinea pigs.
Now, I know a fair bit about GPs but not a specialist
Inspector:Rough estimate of age?
Me: Hmm.This one is either small…Or young😬
Inspector: And this one?
Me: Adult
Inspector: How old?
Me: Adult.😬
#vettwitter
Once had someone bring in a horse chestnut as a “baby hedgehog”. She said “he’s not moving much”
😂 #vettwitter
Woman mistakes bobble for baby hedgehog and rushes it to Cheshire animal hospital - Cheshire Live cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-c…
Today was a good day.
I saw five LabX dogs that were part of an #RSPCA investigation. Three weeks ago they were emaciated and had never seen daylight or received affection.
Today, they rubbed against me, wagged their tails and looked healthy.
#vettwitter #lovemyjob