Currently me working in the #vet profession.

RCVS nonsense
CMA review
Client abuse
Cost of living pressuring clients and staff
Practice costs through the roof

*everything is fine*

😬

#vet twitter

Errrrr where to start.

Having a French/British Bulldog should be illegal.

Rabbits are great until they get ill (definitely get a rat instead)

Cats like to be alone. Stop getting eleventy billion of them.

#vettwittter

Just your standard #vet (and #medtwitter ) reminder…

DON’T FUCK WITH THE PANCREAS

That is all.

Sleep tight little dog. I didn’t know you well but you were lovely. At least it was quick and I made the end as pain free as possible.

#vet twitter

Client we sacked 6mo ago for being abusive and demanding: I WANT TO GET MY CAT SEEN.

Me: We asked you to leave 6mo ago as you were abusive to staff

Client: *rings three times a day, every day this week* WHY WON’T YOU SEE ME

Me: Because THIS! Jesus. GO AWAY.

#vettwitter

Anyone else just have to put on gloves for the vet student/ new grad to find the uterus in the cat spay?
😂

#vettwitter

Looks around for a more grown up vet.

THERE ISN’T A MORE GROWN UP VET

😂

#vettwitter

Currently loving the #vet positivity from #diddlysquat farm shop and Jeremy Clarkson

Get better soon, Sansa.

And THANK YOU for highlighting how amazing vets can be.

We are pretty awesome, you know.

#vet twitter

Currently involved in an RSPCA case involving 40 Guinea pigs.
Now, I know a fair bit about GPs but not a specialist

Inspector:Rough estimate of age?

Me: Hmm.This one is either small…Or young😬

Inspector: And this one?

Me: Adult

Inspector: How old?

Me: Adult.😬

#vettwitter

Client: Do I need a passport to take my dog to Ireland?

Me: You’ll need an #AHC

Client: What about the Isle of Wight?

Me: That’s England, you’re fine.

Client: Isle of Skye?

Me: Scotland, fine

Client: Jersey?

Me: I think you need a travel agent, not a vets.
#vettwitter

Once had someone bring in a horse chestnut as a “baby hedgehog”. She said “he’s not moving much”

😂 #vettwitter

Woman mistakes bobble for baby hedgehog and rushes it to Cheshire animal hospital - Cheshire Live cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-c…

Already receiving vet bashing due to the inflammatory headlines around the #CMA review.

Let me reiterate. Vets are expensive, you can’t get top class treatment for pennies.

The CMA has many valid points but shouting at my reception team is NOT one of them….

#vettwitter

Utterly amazing. GO vet women!

#vettwitter #vetmed

Today was a good day.

I saw five LabX dogs that were part of an #RSPCA investigation. Three weeks ago they were emaciated and had never seen daylight or received affection.

Today, they rubbed against me, wagged their tails and looked healthy.

#vettwitter #lovemyjob

#vettwitter

Thank you