My Wife (@mrsastroscounty) Almost Left Me - And Still Might

astroscounty.com/2024/04/my-wif…

If the last thing I see on this God-forsaken hellscape of a website is this thread, I'm so incredibly thankful for the time I spent here.

Oh dang Andy Pettitte is thinking about coming to Houston

The Astros have been so quiet this offseason that their page on MLB Trade Rumors is actually redirected from Wayback Machine

RIP in peace Texas

Alright then.

I did it.

This is one of the best pieces of Christmas writing of all time

stnicholascenter.org/around-the-wor…

THE ARISTOCRATS!

Can’t believe that the video pitch from A.C. Green worked that well on him

And brent will live forever

Got the Isle of Capri Casino jingle stuck in my wife’s head. It’s a good day.

Like, 'Overrun' overrun? Or 'Overrun' like when Tuberville's 2011 Texas Tech Red Raiders gave up 39.2 points per game?

When I reflect on 2023 I'm always going to think about how (a) my wife almost died on our 20th anniversary trip, (b) the Astros shit the bed against the gd Ramgers in the ALCS, and (c) everything in my house broke at the same time

The other day I was mowing and got bit by mosquitoes. 2 weeks before Christmas. I thought it was fun to rhyme “mistletoe” with “mosquito.”

Then I accidentally wrote an entire Texas Christmas song.

I haven't seen this much Texas appropriation since Nashville tried to become Austin

It was in my bio that I was 'Occasionally seen in the Houston Chronicle' and someone told me 'Chron isn't the Chronicle' and so I changed my bio. Anyway, no one should be on here anymore so