Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

(weezer Beverley hills voice) mentally ill

oh he’s so fucking stupid. i know that dick is good.

paul mescal accepted my message request on instagram a few months ago and now i just send him pictures of my cat. he never responds but he sees them and i hope he likes them.

Comedians in Cars having Gay Sex

obsessed with the strain of male that’s trying to make tosh.o humor relevant in 2023

My liberal buddy brought a Tofu Turkey for T-Day 🤣

I found a hair in it…you guessed it. Blue.

i had a dream i went to uniqlo and they had an entire section of autism speaks shirts with larry david’s face on them

*downloads book*
*Ctrl + F*

i love when cillian murphy stan accounts follow me bc like, i’ve only seen a few of his movies…i just want to suck his dick….but enjoy the ride i guess

this being a hot take is crazy like you people have rocks where your brain is supposed to be

I’m da woker baby…. Why so queerious…

i’m so glad i’m not famous bc there would be a bailey moon updates account posting pictures of me looking disheveled at chipotle or some shit

if you catch me with a blue checkmark, you’ll know why

the first three words you see will describe your 2024

it gives me no pleasure to announce david portnoy unblocked me. i need to be meaner.