Every night my mom yells “TIME FOR O’s!!” And then just carpet bombs the dogs with cheerios for them to eat

Here you go

Tucson…. I will be inside of you in 24 hours

🗣 THATS MY TEAM

This is what I look like. This is who you’re being mean to when you’re being mean to me

✨ 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓭 ✨

My mom got these second graders learning about Prometheus and Pandora that’s crazy

He not an apex predator by any means but he tries his best

If anyone was wondering what Scottsdale Arizona is like, I saw a mustang on the road with a vanity plate that said “WHORSEY” and had a brazzers license plate cover

i will avenge u mr van gogh

I have reunited with my gentle giant, MUFFIN

“Now I've heard there was a secret chord, That David played, and it pleased the Lord”

This is the nice way of saying David found the prostate

thank goodness for accessibility

Couples costume idea

26 years of being alive, flown in and out of Phoenix probably over 100 times, and today was the first time I’ve ever been in terminal 3

This place bangs I should fly out of here more

*Trying to sleep on an 8 hour flight to London*

Russell Wilson:

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway