This image carries a drastically different energy when we're three months into the year

Get fucked lmao

Nothing about this Cody Rhodes vs Roman story makes any sense anymore and it's all Dwayne's fault (a thread).

Why would Cody involve Dwayne in the first place?

Why did Cody choose Roman after seemingly letting Dwayne take his place?

(1/5)

#WrestleMania

To my non-wrestling mutuals, here's why people are upset over The Rock and Cody Rhodes (a thread): For the last 2 years, Cody's story has been 'finishing the story,' which is winning the Universal title, which absorbed the WWE Championship, the title his father never won. (cont)

The Tabasco Sriracha is way better than the current mix Huy Fong uses. Idk what's going on with Huy Fong but their Sriracha is not good anymore.

Elon should bring back circles

My bet as to who said this is on Moxley or Punk, I was able to read it perfectly in both of their voices in my head.

Whoever said it is not wrong though, there's no way Triple Paul didn't know.

Okay so here's what I believe happened: some spam bots kept following me, so they flagged me as utilizing follow bots when I in fact didn't bot myself. Is there a way to appeal this saying I was a victim of botting rather than actively botting myself?

Looks like I'm using this account again. No idea why my account got flagged, replied to a message in a gc and my account got locked.

Here's how I would've booked Cody's road to WrestleMania (it's long but I promise it's good, RTs appreciated):

CM Punk and Cody Rhodes are the final two of the Royal Rumble. Punk wins, immediately grabs the mic and confirms he wants to face Seth at Mania. (1/22)

#RoyalRumble

We need to invest more in our public education system. There's no excuse for people to be this fucking stupid.

Cis people commit disproportionately more mass shootings than trans people, if anything trans people are under performing in regards to committing mass shootings. You are just fear mongering for the sake of grifting and making a quick buck. You are an utterly deplorable person.

No one is mad at you, we're simply laughing AT you for having a temper tantrum over being able to choose how you're addressed in a video game.

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Each new sentence is a surprise.

re: the Internet Historian drama