Penny Mordaunt plans to stay in the leadership race & will not be pulling out, her spokeswoman says

Im not sure this is over.
I suspect team Boris will push Mordaunt and she’ll win a member’s vote.

In the good old days Tory MPs were given the address of clubs where they could be ritually humiliated by the Whips.

‘Hello, is that Windrush repatriation scheme still running?’

I give him until Chrishimas.

This is the most pathetic performance by a man since the pegging scene in The Granton Star Cause.

‘I’ll be back.’

Now Boris gets to lie to his publisher about writing another few thousand words of his Shakespeare book, but he can’t show them right now.

He’s running.

Still lying.
An utter shitstain of a man.

Weird threesome.

I’ve been soup shamed.

Governor Tarkin has just announced the Conservative Party is fully operational.