Everyone that’s chronically online had the first same thought reading this

My FB memory from 11 yrs ago. RIP Greenhouse 😭

Can the stair master give me this???

a restraining order, actually.

My next shoot inspo

We met in a new hire class for the cable company. The instructor sat her next to me and I somehow kept my composure.

One day after a smoke break I sat down, she looks at me, and says 'you smell like shit'

I quit right there. 18 yrs of smoking cigarettes and I quit right there.

Normal people: yikes! I don’t like that that celebrity did/said that.

Weird people: well I’m not canceling them!

I’ll never get tired of saying that my fiancé and I met when we kept having the seats next to each whenever we’d go to movies by ourselves

Delivering signature style with a little something sweet. 🍑

The Women's Jordan Air Jordan 3 'Georgia Peach'

Women's and Kids' sizing available at 10am ET 🇺🇸

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my friend was DJing at a brunch and he and my (now) husband have similar style. I went up to him thinking it was my friend and when he turned around I was like 🤭. he came & asked for my number and that was that.

he would send locations, times and outfit ideas for our dates.

I said k-a-t

this is insane

My girl said she cheats on her husband so the labor of pleasuring her isn’t all on him. I love romance novels! 🥹🩷

I will bring harm to Joe and his entire family if they ever get rid of these.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than throwing a balanced dinner together and having a glass of wine