Brandon Aubrey is such a weapon

Kevin Burkhardt: "They're bringing out Brandon Aubrey." Tom Brady: *high pitched* "Ooh!" 🤭🤭🤭

Eric Kendricks got pushed away, spun around, then caught a tipped ball in the sun. Crazy levels of awareness right there.

Sack by DeMarcus Lawrence forces a punt that is returned for a 60-yard touchdown by KaVontae Turpin. This is how the second half has started. 27-3, #Cowboys beginning to run away vs. Browns

Sounds like I should bring friends next week.

Micah out here ending careers again...

This statement cracked me up for some reason 😂😂😂

Yes, CeeDee has nice arms. No, that's not a reason to grab them like that.

Ok! Dowdle with a nice block!

It's giving

Do they need a new water girl? I'm not doing much on Sundays.

Deshaun Watson running away from Osa Odighizuwa right into DeMarvion Overshown will be on replay in my mind for a while 😆😆😆 Talk about picking your poison. Goodness 😆

And I would love to see one more TD today.

One of them is literally on the field with the Cowboys. ✭

Surely we didn't believe the defense we've been discussing for two weeks wouldn't make adjustments in the second half.

I'm about to DM this to a few people on multiple platforms. I got a list.

RT if your team is undefeated

Micah Parsons Next Gen Stats pass rush chart looks like Jerry Jones’ notepad. (JJ 📸: Jori Epstein)