Me waiting for you to look at me so I can ask you if we can get burgers for dinner

At the end of the day, aren’t work from home days an excuse for us to all order BurgerFi takeout?

How I look waiting for my order while I watch other tables get theirs

Tip for surviving mercury retrograde: do NOT share a meal with your ex (or do, we support you no matter what 😊)

BURGER LOVERSI! HOW WE FEELING BABY?!!

You see how I order my burger when there’s a line? Very cutesy. Very demure. Very mindful of the people behind me. ✨

This is how people look to me when they tell me you can't taste the difference between beef and All Natural Angus Beef

Which city deserves a 50 ft statue of our cheeseburger?

With all of the times I've put money into the jar, I can buy about 20 burgers 😎🍔

My birthstone is actually Fi Sauce

Relationship Status:

Them: What's the worst heartbreak you've ever had? Me: You ever opened the fridge and someone ate your leftover burger and fries?

This is how I look at my man while he orders my meal

"You ate". Okay, but what did you eat? Was it an Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger? No? Okay, you did not eat. 🙄

Would you rather be a Fried Chicken Sandwich or a Cheeseburger? 🤔

"Yeah I just don't think I want a burger today" My honest reaction:

If this gets 1 like, I'll order a Fried Chicken Sandwich... 😗🐔

When I'm at work and lunch is still hours away (it's 10:00 am)

Me explaining how much I love All-Natural Angus Beef: My Uber driver:

Life should be about the little things, like a Freestyle Beverage and a $4 Cheeseburger 🥰