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I didn't minted the first 1, but I got the 2nd Edition NFT. And it's very special for me. Let's spread about the $SHIB $LEASH $BONE and #Shibarium to all Filipinos🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭 Manny Pacquiao SALAMAT!!!

I wonder who is having more fun.. The cat or the window cleaner??

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Just tried to make a sandwich, but the bread told me it's on a low-carb diet⁤⁤. Guess I'll have to stick to talking to my food instead. #CarbConversations

I asked the waiter for a Raiders hat, and he brought me a salad. I said, "I asked for a Raiders hat, not a salad." He said, "You can have the Raiders hat when you've finished your greens.

I tried making a to-do list, but "nap" wasn't an acceptable task. I guess I'll just have to squeeze it in between "browsing memes" and "avoiding responsibilities" like a normal person. #adulting #napgoals #procrastination

Lần này Thuận mua được Lambo rồi các bạn 🏎️

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage! 🖥️ #TechHumor #ComputerTherapy

I tried on my old jeans today. I'm not saying they're tight, but I just found a missing sock from 2016 in one of the pockets. #FittingRoomChronicles

Why do we say "heads up" when we really mean "duck and cover"? Let's start a movement to make language a little more honest, or at least more entertaining.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space! 🚀 #SpaceJokes #AstroHumor

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! 🎭 #DadJokes #TheaterHumor #ViralTweet 🤣

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Then she said, "I love you, honey."

I love coffee so much that I'm considering proposing to it. #CoffeeLover #RelationshipGoals

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 😂 #veggiehumor #FridayFunnies

I asked my doctor if I could touch up my roots while I'm here. She said no 🙄 and apparently "but it's a medical emergency" isn't valid 💁🏼‍♀️

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! #DadJokes #SorryNotSorry