The woman at the bakery said she has a ring similar to mine but the stone is a baguette. And for a moment, I thought 'oh because you're a baker.' Apparently baguette is just another word for rectangle, which makes absolutely no sense.

Queso & Olympus audio recorder.

Dentists are wild detectives. They are all like, 'did you have congestion recently? Did you stop wearing your retainer in 1999? Did you live on a diet of coffee and cigarettes between 2004-2006? Yes, I know.' And each time, I am like Lucille Bluth in scenes with Gene Parmesan.

I don’t typically air my grievances, but let me say this.

I’m getting tired of explaining why studying racism in one of the most powerful political institutions, Congress, matters for sociology.

Wrongful conviction stories are often centered on the adversarial relationship between the innocent and the state actors that harmed them, but what about the secondary characters in these stories? I explore them in a new article in CRIME MEDIA CULTURE! journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/17…

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After 2.5 months, I finally walked to the end of our property and found this creek. I knew it was back here based on the property sketches, but I also thought “creek” was a little dribble.

A stranger complimented my parallel parking. I’m just out here breaking stereotypes. I’m counting this as community service.

Beacon NY

I need everyone on this floor to know that I do NOT have COVID, I just ate some really dry granola at my desk.

Job market people, get lots of advice on how to negotiate an offer.

I am always like, 'I want money, power, omnipotence, immortality' and within two seconds, its 'a Blockbusters card, a Taco Bell coupon, and a branded lanyard? I'll take it! Thanks!'

I ordered 6 pastries and a coffee. The cashier asked if I wanted it to stay or take away. And for a moment I was tempted to say “all mine and for here, please.”