Aunties and auntie jr’s,

Give the nieces some advice about life that can help them navigate romance and friendship better than you did in your teen and young adult years.

I-

you will face eternal damnation beyond suffering

This is a wildly accurate description on being really fucking cool on somebody.

What I’d do for a cold glass of Chardonnay 🥲

That non-alcoholic wine tastes like old grape juice

“Girl if you say so”

Them : Get her pregnant atatulia
Also her :

If you can drain a mango and it’s surroundings of its color DM me

This is SO MUCH sksksksksksksks

'YAAAASSSSSSS💅🏻'

The conversation on the TL right now:

The barista

God’s Giggles are always welcome.

Nasty

A bop.

I be complaining about fireworks and gunshots but damn Im glad I don’t live in area where I feel obligated to only bring certain Blacks around