65 people dm’ed me about this tweet with 14 likes including this convo

Walked in on my roommate jackin it to the paralympics.

Hilarious to meet people from twitter in real life & they have the confidence of a cheeto between a door lock.

It feels like for every sock that I lose I gain a coffee mug.

Am I proud of what I did to get on Voyage LA? No, but that article changed everything.

Having a podcast that more than 5 people listen to is literally harder than firefighting.

Brendan Cooney Wow man, big time

Doing one of those “Need yall to pray for me right now. Send some good energy in 5 minutes” tweets, but it’s about making it to Dutch Bros in covina before they rope off the drive-thru.

Every song playing at the airport sounds like it’s about sad people in Ohio.

We need a leader like this.

No offense, but I’m not stopping for this mf’er.

Ep. 209 - Cops Eating Breakfast Burritos youtu.be/cLBOObegykc?si… via YouTube '2Horny2Try' 🤣🤣🤣 Brendan Cooney & Gohardo Alcapone

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You have seizure at a comedy show & the comedian goes: “He was all like…”

Trump security blending in at the beach.