You get to the show & realize you’re wearing different pair of shoe on left & right foot. Do you move home?

If people would just stop worrying about cringe & start worrying about hack

dudes will cheat on their beautiful wives yet stay loyal to tweeting about Flappers comedy club 1-3 times a week lol

The pressure of “Getting Voyage LA” would be too much for me.

I am the product of a “consensual workplace relationship.” If you no longer want to follow me, I understand.

I “emotionally” cheated on Flappers today.

Polyamory is becoming a lot like veganism where it’s just like OKAY I GET IT it works for you!! But to push it and dare I say SELL it like it’s the only way??? What are you CATHOLIC?? 😏

There's pretty much nothing worse in the entire world than when you go to a restaurant's website and it's just a link to their Instagram page. What are we doing here?

If you were a fan of the Rodkast, consider voting for former guest Luke Thomas and his show Morning Kombat for Best MMA Programming. He’s a great guy, and works his ass off #DMXIsYourName worldmmaawards.com/nominees/

Brendan Cooney Flappers patio, where dreams come true

Brendan Cooney just like Tolkien drew it up

Outside of Los Angeles people r complaining about diversity in lord of the rings. Inside Los Angeles, I saw a Latino man dressed in a full Gollum costume, crawl up & propose to an Asian woman at a bar patio last night.

The Rock embracing the Fielder Method

Holy sh*t

You’re in her DMs, I’m hosting chatterbox comedy night tonight at 8pm (we are not the same)

STAND-UP HOST: Any credits you want me to mention when I bring you up?

ME: Well…