BREAKING: man with $365,000,000 contract practices so he’s better at his job. So brave. So inspiring.

We really need breggy to have another kid like ya boy did two days ago 😎 APOLLO MEDIA

Homer nickname Lope Rope called it

J-Lo aka Joey Lops aka Joey Loperfido is a Houston Astro 🤘

Make sure y’all pronounce it right

Abreu trying to get on the team plane home

Cant believe we got scoreless outings by our big 3 in the bullpen

Alright we got a baby sweep.

Peña!

The sad part is no one cared or even knew about this story until Tank Dell’s name was mentioned. 16 year old shooter smh. I’m numb to this shit

Tuve a double and a triple shy of the cycle

Joseph Tuve!

A multi-run lead in the first inning?

🤴

I think the owners must have lived under power lines

FYI, The Jinx(2015), the best true crime documentary ever put together, had a second season drop yesterday.

2 HR night for Daddy

Astros win!