“Strike 3!” -Angel Hernandez

😩

Can’t stop laughing.. 😂

I don’t know.

Should rename the #SubwaySeries the Bill Miller Series.

My life is over

Funny

A friend of mine once spotted the late, great Phil Hartman just before a big audition she had and asked if he had any advice for her since she was very nervous. He replied with a smile, “We’re all scared to death and it’s part of our job to pretend that we’re not.” #PhilHartman

If I were the head of Fox News, I would replace Tucker Carlson with a guy named Don Lime.

#DonLemon

Just watched Max Scherzer get ejected while eating the worst Dodger Dog of my life. #LGM

Sensodyne has too many products.

Andy Reid’s favorite player is Clyde Edwards-Helaire, because he reminds him of chocolate eclairs. #Chiefs #SuperBowlLVII

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

Well if there’s any silver lining, this is probably the last time ESPN will televise the Mets this season.

Always wave to the crowd.
#golflessons

📸🎙: Chad Michael Collins

My favorite memory of Charles Grodin was Dana Carvey’s impression of him on Saturday Night Live - SNL The Charles Grodin Show. #90sKid

If Michael Conforto played in the 70’s #Mets

Constipation from a lack of fiber-rich plant foods, probiotics, and too much gluten.

My favorite café raised the price of a small coffee to $2.50

Cock!

I haven’t watched #AfterLife yet, but I have taken a bath like Ricky Gervais