Unakua na madeni mpaka safaricom wakikupigia unawaambia "si leo hadi mwisho wa mwezi😂😂

Ushago nishaichoma makaa nikapata Thao kumi alafu nikaumwa na kifua wiki mbili nikatumia pesa yote kulipia bill ya hosi💔😂

Dad: naskia unakunywa pombe Me: naniii....mimi!? kama hauna story bro chukua bibi yako muende mlale.

Is there a silencer for Kplc tokens gadget? This thing will burst my eardrums😩

Im in the ugly ,broke ,depressed phase rn 😭alafu mtu ananisimamisha archives kuniuliza who is my celebrity crush ..mimi kuna siku nitapiga mtu vibaya

Rudini ni kanzu ameona si dera 🤣

Why argue with Raila Odinga when you can just wait? 😂😂😭😭

ni ule crushie wake,akiingiiza tu hivi sisi hao tunamwagika

kumbe blow job si kazi ya kupuliza jiko

Fresher wanapiga luku wanafanya sisi tukae kama workers bana 😂

Sijakataa tuliachana lakini mbona unikujie kwa ndoto ukiwa uchi

Una save mtu mweusi a quater past midnight akiona anajam ntk

niko juu ya jeg mbili za keg, acha saa nitoke nje nivute foren mbili tastu 😂😎

Mniombee wakuu nimeanza kusmile akinitext😂😂💔

Unamwambia venye uko healthy with no medical issues 😢😊, then immediately minyoo zinaanza maandamano kwa tumbo🙄.

Mum: Tuma pichako nitumie mama Sharon Me: Tuma picha ya Sharon kwanza

Mwangi_WaMugo Kuna loyalty na content, loyalty ni kila kila kitu nitarepost na kulike alafu sasa content

Campus unaenda class ya jioni na CD kwa mfuko ndo uingie mechi na sidechick after class but class ikiisha unaamka mbio juu ya kumbao unaangush CD yenyewe mbele ya dem yako😂💦💔

Vitu niliota jana zimefanya leo naogopa kulala. Hata wewe ukiota ukidinya kangaroo unaezafanya nini 💀😂