lmao

Law school: plagiarizing is bad Being an actual lawyer: just copy/paste from that other document

No woman should be forced to carry or pass on the genes of her rapist because the society thinks abortion is a sin. Send that thing back to God ✋🏽

Hawu, I’m blocked. 👍🏽

Ugandans dont own ndere its owned by an individual Let that money be used to equip hospitals with drugs or build schools

Tried to let one get on the escalator first and he said "No,don't worry about me,I'm in no rush. They can't go anywhere without me"

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back

2 years ago today the world found out how funny the Irish were.

Took the Salt N Pepper for a trim this morning and the conversation in the salon was how Chameleon wore China Town pants at a show, how Bobi was shot with a China town bullet, and how brokers always triple the price of stuff. Kati let’s go to church!

Outta Brian???

And this is a very valid reason 😭😭😭 matooke and fresh fruits.

I'm going to have a bbq and cocktail setting for my wedding, If you come expecting brown rice, white rice, vegetable rice, steamed matooke at the reception👀, I have news for you dear guest.

Lovely stuff, I hope you have booked your therapist for two months in advance for what's coming after

That babe that’s crying wailing for Madi😭😭😭 You guys don’t feel embarrassment anymore?

Based on this year alone, I am super proud of my self because this year THREW HANDS chile 😂😭.

Hi, pilot here. The reason why most pilots are men is not because they’re more logical. I promise ☺️

Banange bwemulaba ku keeper oyo mugambe amazima 🤣🤣

Deras are so comfortable. I understand guys who put them on when “away”😫

May the spirit of focus heavily attack me, may it seize my mind, may it steady my wandering thoughts & may its reign be fierce.

Even the Doctors & midwives are getting one each, because WTF? She's going through it before she even starts. 😭😭😂😂😂