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Dave Gander

@davegander

Electrician/Handyman. Delight in winding up fanatics. Love satire and take the **** out of everyday stupidity Seeks honest politician. 🤣

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Eastbourne and Newhaven RNLI all weather boats have just launched Any information? It’s too misty to see from up here on Beachy Head.

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Dear East Sussex Highways (you’ve blocked me for calling you out repeatedly) So behind the Ioniq5 is a speed sign. It is so obscured as to be unenforceable. I’ll continue to ridicule your performance until you deliver a decent service. You have years of embarrassment to come

Dear <a href="/esccroads/">East Sussex Highways</a> (you’ve blocked me for calling you out repeatedly)  So behind the Ioniq5 is a speed  sign. It is so obscured as to be unenforceable.  I’ll continue to ridicule your performance until you deliver a decent service. You have years of embarrassment to come
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Thank god for beer gardens. No TV so I can miss the embarrassing shit show that is the England football. Watching deep sea submarine racing from the beach would be better. No vision, misplaced passes, lethargic, no idea of their teammates. It’s like they only met today.

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Before voting on 4th July forget about leaders or manifesto pledges ask which party has sufficient experience/statesmen to even form a cabinet. Lib Dem’s had only 15 MPs last time. (11 from the GE and 4 by-election) Where do they get their experience from? Ditto other parties

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Sunak says “I’ve heard your anger”. Pity he didn’t listen Years ago. At least he’s proven his Tory credentials and run away. No doubt his flight to the States departs the day after the kids finish school.

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BREAKING NEWS. No 10 has strenuously denied that a number of postal ballots have been counted that had the message “ Good Luck Kier, eternal thanks James Saville”.

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I’d like to be one of the first to Congratulate Kier Starmer on the immediate impact on the England football team. How the SNP wish he was one of theirs. 😂😂

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Here we have in a nutshell evidence that we are well and truly buggered. A sealed up unusable post box complete with a clear indication that it’s a priority postbox. Which is it? So who is responsible for this.

Here we have in a nutshell evidence that we are well and truly buggered.   A sealed up unusable post box complete with a clear indication that it’s a priority postbox.   Which is it?  So who is responsible for this.
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CHARITY SCAM WARNING. Not for the first time in recent weeks I’ve come across people putting out charity bags and not having them collected. In several cases calling the telephone number is met with “number not recognised” Stick to local charities or the big nationals.

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So Labour are going to cover all possible spaces with housing. Ok where’s the surface run off going? How are those struggling to afford the social/affordable housing in villages going to get themselves into towns for work. £40000 EVs or a £1000 ice vehicle they might manage?

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Stuck in really long tailback on the M27 yesterday. 45 minutes delays. Not as bad as it could have been though - signs say expect delays until spring 2026. I’ll take sandwiches next time just in case.

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I’ve heard very little from the Scottish football fans since the group stages. Are they simply waiting to cheer the result (either way) on Sunday?

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In Alfriston, East Sussex, there is a post box, labelled as “priority” whilst at the same time being sealed against use. Post Office what sort of idiot leaves a post box like this?

In Alfriston, East Sussex, there is a post box, labelled as “priority” whilst at the same time being sealed against use.   <a href="/PostOffice/">Post Office</a> what sort of idiot leaves a post box like this?
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Anyone thinking of using passenger assistance at London Victoria. Staff are totally incompetent at everything except saying “don’t know about that”. Southeastern and Southern left a disabled friend stranded in his wheelchair chair twice! Ffs sort it.

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Driven from Sussex to Rhys Ddu (Snowdon) lovely here but never again all the time the roads (A5 included) have the ridiculous 20mph limits in areas where there aren’t any properties. Madness utter bloody madness.