Me and Josh Weinstein are at our high school reunion and we found the hymnal with the original source of Sideshow Bob’s much-misspelled middle name (obviously here with the CORRECT spelling)

As I walk past a restaurant in Warren Street a man sitting outside pours the last of a shared bottle of wine into his glass and says, 'sorry' and the woman opposite him says 'that's ok', swaps her empty glass for his and starts drinking.

Hilariously, in form period today the Y11s opened messages to themselves from when they were in Y7. One of them found a mysterious YouTube address. Typed it in - they Rick-rolled themselves 😂😂

Every single video game should have a super easy mode for babies. Some people just are not good at games but want to experience the artistic design like music and visuals. You lose nothing by letting people enjoy your game on easy mode.

i love this poem so much that i don't like reading it

A trend I wanna see continue is comedians naming their pets after different animals.

Sara Pascoe has a dog called Mouse and Ed Gamble has a cat called Pig.

I would like more please.

David Bowie edits all his recordings using Space Audacity.

Great news for fans of radio 4, horrendous news for fans of me owning a property

Junction 9 on the M6 is so ugly. Such a turn-off.

A nice man from UCL Hospital called this week, to say a scan of me showed the cancer I had has all gone. The treatment worked, the cancer bottled it and ran off, the wimp.

Sounds like it'll be getting more groves

Chasing after her with several hundred chunks of cheese & pineapple

Little boy in the park: Wanna play water pistols?
Little girl (pointing at his water pistol): You got another one?
Little boy: No.
Little girl: I decline.

You know when someone has a baby, and their friend steals that baby’s name for their own, but changes it just enough to get away with it?

Anyway, the largest moons of Saturn, Uranus and Neptune are Titan, Titania and Triton.

One year update: TakeTwo shut this entire studio down

My polling station in Gospel Oak this morning.