They shouldn’t have fucked with cats - the internet loves cats. Their dark necromancer magic is no match for the power of internet cat magic.

First they came for the cats, But I did not speak out, for I was not a cat. Then they came for the ducks, But I did not speak out, for I was not a duck...

1) wat

"demagogue" that word is kinda epic and really does not get used enough in common speech...

(Context: Famous German Pastor Martin Niemöller quote from WW2 about Nazism)

Nice.

everyone wants to know what AI is </thinking> but no one ever asks how they’re </feeling> 🥺

AHHHH STOP EATING OUR DUCKS!

Not all Haitians are uncivilized.

1) wat

How long until we terraform Mars into the image on the right?

Colonizing space for the sole purpose of leaving certain people behind

Trump tells the moderators to ask Kamala right here and now whether she was okay with abortions at 7 months, and they immediately pivoted to immigration to run cover for her. An unbiased moderator woulda pushed and asked Kamala to answer if she was okay with 7 month abortions.

I hate how politics encourages candidates in debates to just not answer any actual question being asked and instead rambling on about whatever they want. Neither Trump nor Kamala has directly answered any question. “Is the economy better than 4 years ago?” “How would you

“I have concepts of a plan” 🤣

that debate could have been an email

Hard to believe now, but our politicians used to say things worth carving in marble