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Dmitry Grozoubinski

@dmitryopines

Fmr Diplomat. Trade and negotiations trainer for hire. Forever D&D DM. 🇺🇦 Born. 🇦🇺 Raised. 🇨🇭 Based. Co-Host Intrigue Explained Podcast (He/Him)

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Advanced alien species with technology we can't even fathom travelling hundreds of lightyears across the vast emptiness of space in order to invisibly loiter in orbit around Earth and make a speaker go "womp womp womp".

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Join us on September 11 for #PIIETradeWinds live from the #WTOPublicForum! Cecilia Malmström discusses with Jennifer Hillman & Dmitry Grozoubinski why politicians lie about trade & what can be done about it. Register to watch online: …rinternationaleconomics.formtitan.com/ftproject/even…

Join us on September 11 for #PIIETradeWinds live from the #WTOPublicForum! <a href="/MalmstromEU/">Cecilia Malmström</a> discusses with <a href="/J_A_Hillman/">Jennifer Hillman</a> &amp; <a href="/DmitryOpines/">Dmitry Grozoubinski</a> why politicians lie about trade &amp; what can be done about it. 

Register to watch online: …rinternationaleconomics.formtitan.com/ftproject/even…
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Super fucking cool the world's richest man and Tucker Carlson teamed up to take, "was Hitler really the bad guy?" from one of the few things we all universally accept as obvious to yet another partisan debate your most divorced uncle will insist on relitigating at family dinners.

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Hard to explain to those not in trade policy, but being on WTO Public Forum Centre Stage to talk about my book with Inu Manak is like if at the World Cup, Ronaldo passed me.. ... ok, so I don't know sports well enough to craft an analogy, but just believe me it's exciting!

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I'll take the L here and say I was one of those people saying you shouldn't assume grifters yelling about Ukraine being satanic are paid skills for the Kremlin because there are enough incentives in our system to be a contrarian right wing dumbass. I was wrong.

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1. If someone is paying you 6 figures per video, you are sensitive to their preferences. 2. It should invite some reflection that a Russian intelligence disinformation operation was so confident your message would align that it didn't feel the need to give you talking points.

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My cocaine covered solid gold diamond studded "Not Funded By Russia, Who Are Right About Everything" shirt has a lot of people asking questions answered by my shirt, and it's really upsetting my girlfriend Natasha, a perfect 10 from Moscow dating me for my personality.

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This was really fun, and I am now 2 for 3 for getting a Podmasters regular panellist to yell "FUCK YOU!" at me during an episode.

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The "wonky policy question" in this case was an incredibly high-level softball, and his answer sounds like what ChatGPT would produce if its servers were slowly sinking into molten metal ala Terminator.