'Ello Elon
Good bye, Twitter
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#elonmusktwitter Elon Musk

#BREAKING 'Monter en charge' est le nouveau 'Monter en puissance'...

Replying to Nathalie Jacoby the old fashioned way:

💙I only watch Sly-as-a Scoops clips that are shown on The Daily Show, The Late Show, etc.

I told you I wouldn’t tell you I told you so…

Had I known, I would have snapped a photograph ov'me neighbour dozing, mind you...
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#PictureOfTheDay #TaylorSwift #nonotSwiftbutWessing #photograph #portrait #prize clémentine #Wales #backyard #SnapShot #nap

'Boo-sted!' shouted the vaccination center ghost..
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#MDadjoke #Halloween #ghost #Booster #Booster Shots #boosted #vaccination #COVID19

Theodore: To what reward should I treat myself to celebrate my 5th Covid vaccine?

Anyone with a sense of humor: Booze, Ted!
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#boosted #MDadjoke #jokes #COVID19 #COVIDvaccines #Booster #Booster Shots #alcoholawareness #CelebrateYourWay

Dad is dead
- Nicht
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#God #dead #Nietzsche #Atheism #Philosophy #dadjokes

Religion is like communism: sounds like a great idea but why all the deaths?
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#religion #communism #deaths

#Flat Earth theorists are like ants trying to convince themselves that there is nothing past that wide trail of asphalt because no sister ever came back...
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#ConspiracyTheories #conspiracy #moonlanding #Artemis #Flat #Earth Flat Earth Society

Please let science answer real questions like 'Craving junk food and hangry for take away: Western behavior deciphered by nutritionists'
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#zombie #ZombieMob #zombie s #ZombiesAreComing #science #ScienceTwitter #western #diet twt #diet #junkfood #takeaway #HealthyEating

How racist is that?

Asking for a cartoonist friend...
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#racism #racist #cartoon #TheGuardian #RishiSunak #Indian #asian #UK #PrimeMinister #primeministerofuk The Guardian Steve Bell #white #king #charles #monarchy #England

- How heavy is time? So? How heavy is it? Tell me? Do you know, how heavy is time?

- Whoa! I don't know, don't rush it, can't you weighed a minute?

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#pun #joke #wait #weight #time

Horrifying: 20+ years a #diabetic

Patient was told 'maybe type I' and 'metformin doesn't work'

Has been on (and only on) 4 injections of #insulin a day for the past 20 years for a type II diabetes with #obesity !

#doctors #doyourjob #MedTwitter #TuesdaysTirade #diabetes #health

Question: Why an electric SUV?

Are you trying to save the planet or to be slow?
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#slow #stupid #SUV #ElectricVehicle s #ElectricVehicle

I am a bit #disappointed :

I got 2 Pfizer #Covid19 vaccination primary doses and 2 booster doses and I am still not capable of pulling the “spoon sticking to your skin” trick…

Should I try the bivalent booster or is the Moderna more magnetic?

#pfizer #moderna #BoosterShots

Quick question:

Why are we still 'advertising' stuff?
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#prosperity #sobriety #recycle #secondhandshopping #upcycling #advertise #savetheearth #savetheplanet #dontbuystuff #plastic #more #more #alwaysmore #tech #SiliconValley #SUV #airtraffic

Just throwing an idea:
What if #football #games were available in 2 audio versions:

- your usual commentator saying stuff I don't understand (apart from the number of the players)

- a 'Football For Dummies' commentator holding my hand and showing me through the rules/tactics
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Is anyone like me allergic to #kale and #Brussels sprouts?
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#healthyeating #healthylifestyle #notkaleagainIbegyou

PSA: You are not supposed to put on #weight (unless pregnant) once you have reached your adult height

Some #patients tell me at age 50, when they have developed #diabetes and high blood pressure that they were weighing 170 pounds when they were 20 and now they are exceeding 250!