Why stop at Michael Jordan? Why not aim higher, like Simone Biles?

Hey Google - take note of how Bing sends traffic to the websites they source their AI answers from. Much cleaner approach than what you're doing right now.

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Who else has seen "Under Paris" on Netflix? I hope these swimmers haven't

I call this "elon-gating" wapo.st/3LMqsKM

Billy Joel is the anti-Christ

"Argument?" I humbly submit replacing that word with "statement"

Fromage

E. Jean Carroll was on her way to get a loaf of bread?

If Jeter made this play the Yankees would’ve made a documentary about it

“Heeeey it’s Doug” is the pickup line of the century.

I'll have to try that

Ok Boomer

I KNEW IT

My Top 5: Now I’ve Seen Everything doughaslam.com/2024/08/26/my-…

This is an existential moment.... for NY Times Pitchbot (and The Onion too)

Pretty much the only correct response to this kind of question

Klimt Eastwood.

Giving all our employees the day off to celebrate Labor Day. #LaborDay