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Parody. Staying here for now but maybe not much longer. Merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhuVHj

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I'm a Biden supporter, but if he runs again I will probably vote for Trump out of anger that Biden didn't pull out of the race for the good of the country.

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Opinion | George Will: Biden and Harris should drop out of the 2024 election - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/…

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Just as there's controversy over David DePape's attack on Paul Pelosi, there's also controversy over the wines of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, with some saying they are richly authentic and others saying they are often riddled with Brettanomyces. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

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Paul Pelosi's story of how David DePape entered his house is filled with holes. A more plausible story would be that the two met after DePape knocked over Pelosi's drink while he was playing volleyball on the beach.

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We wanted to know if the 2020 elections were legitimate. So we talked to some Oath Keepers at an Olive Garden in Vienna.

cnn.com/2022/11/01/pol…

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If Democrats are unable to stop Republicans from claiming that kids are using litter boxes at school, then I have no choice but to vote Republican.

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My advice to poll watchers would be to ignore all the polls that look good for Democrats and focus instead on polls from places like Trafalgar.

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Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Democrats ignored the stories about kids getting Halloween candy that's stronger than the stuff they gave Judy Garland. Does Joe know he's not in Scranton anymore?

by Maureen Dowd

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Watching Elon Musk + Co take over Twitter is like watching a business school case study on how to make money on the internet. Amazing that at some level it is so basic. Lesson one: if people say $20 a month is too much for something, offer it at $8. If that doesn't work, try $6

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If Republicans do well in next Tuesday's elections, they might think about doing hammer attacks on Democrats every election.

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Opinion | If Joe Biden is unable to stop the world's economy from going into recession, then I have no choice but to vote for Donald Trump in 2024.

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