Thinking about John Schneider going to get one of his left handed relievers to face Shohei Ohtani late in the game

God is real

All I can think about watching Lebron is how every other player at his age was effectively a corpse and here he is blocking shots, leading the break and making impossible shots with guys draped all over him.

We love to re-litigate trades, don’t we folks? We love The Discourse.

Doug Ford going after the oil companies in his press availability

Going back to my replies looking for the guy who called the Moreno/Varsho trade one of the worst “in baseball history.”

There is so much going on in the world at all times and all my poor brain and keeps saying to itself is “Normand Marineau.” Over and over.

All the losers with fuck Trudeau stickers on their trucks get the feelings right but the facts wrong globalnews.ca/news/10424469/…

When I ask for my receipt to be emailed instead of printed

“Irish men have monkey DNA” is one of those things that when you hear it you think “great, now I’ll be saying this for the rest of my life”

I don’t know who’s most at fault for that second goal but Lucas Paqueta trying desperately to draw a foul and then laying in a heap on the turf was not my favourite part of the build up.

Cried laughing watching Conan’s Hot Ones holy shit. In terms of personal impact, the funniest person of my lifetime.

Conan O’Brien delivering the most profound statement on how one should develop their own sense of comedy with snot pouring from his nose because he just poured acid into his nasal cavities is the best video clip you’ll ever see.

I see Adley Rutschman is off to a slow start. I wouldn’t jump to any conclusions, the cold April weather is always tough on players over 30.

Toss another fresh horror on the ever-growing fresh horror pile