Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic

Thread of animals you can’t have as pets with solid substitutes that you can have instead 🧵 Can’t have Can have - snow leopard - domestic cat

Help I made the horrible decision to order chicken parm for dinner in a heat wave

My cat was one "enter" away from emailing a line of gibberish to the US Treasury.

As a non-Midwesterner married to a Midwestern man I’m here to tell Kamala to make sure to budget in an extra hour to every meeting so Walz can say goodbye to people and then stand at the door of the Oval Office for 45 mins still making small talk.

I wrote this little article on how I negotiated my indie pub contract without an agent. Learn from my mistakes! It all worked out well but was a doozy of a ride. Hopefully helpful info below 👇

*Italian confusion* If somebody leaves my house HUNGRY?? I have failed my ancestors. Embarrassing.

infuriating to see men suggesting that the purpose of older women is to assist in raising children when their true purpose is to solve crimes.

Sorry this is an ancient trickster god here to mess your shit up lol

My murder mystery writer origin story

Another satisfied customer of the cat distribution system 🥰🥰

The Count of Monte Cristo if written in 2024

Friends and foes 🤌💅

Glossy or Matte book covers? Comment with your reasons please!

Idk my adulthood has a lot of stickers actually 😎🤷‍♀️

I am 33 years old and I still consider the first week of September to be more of a new year than January 1st new pencil case new me x

New backstory just dropped

I have never been more proud to be a Michigander

Songs that have emergency vehicle sirens on the track should not be on the radio

Look at this gem at my local library