For those who don't know about cricket this result is the equivalent of England losing on penalties but being given the win because they had more long shots. Find zero joy either in Irish captain who has as many link to there as I have to Swaziland. That's before Stokes 'six'.

Ewan MacKenna You are a really nasty piece of work; try reflecting on your hatred of everything and the effect it must have on your enjoyment of life.

Daryl Hickman Because I don't follow your team?!?