“these guys are stationed on a boat and barely anyone sees them let suits make them dress like assholes lol” - guy who invented the navy

sailor suits will never be cool or tough

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Steven Spielberg appointing 2 guys to ensure E.T. was always operating incase Drew Barrymore went over to talk to him has made my heart so full. What a mensch

Predicting a Schwarbomb tonight

Garrett Stubbs could not be more wacky. Easily the Joker of this team Allen Ivermectin

Up yours woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who

We’re celebrating the start of the World Series in the best way we know how: a special performance of the Phillies’ postseason anthem “Dancing On My Own.'

LET’S GO PHILLIES!
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The Phillies 1-8 hitters look like they were engineered in a lab to hit baseballs and then there’s a guy who looks like a golden retriever who just escaped the tub mid-bath

LMAO Bohm & Vierling 💀

(Settle down, ladies!🤣)

Instead of the wave they calculate all of the money their bosses are saving in taxes by making them move to houston

“Aw neau I’m turnin innada woof man!” - The Wolf Man if he was from Philly

nick castellanos said the Phillies won with no wires in Houston lmaooo goat

This is seriously the funniest shit ever. 'I think it hit off a fan' is such loser shit to say twitter.com/_piccone/statu…

The Phillies would be an amazing World Series champion because basically no one would be able to say they told you so. All the Phillies fans I know were posting 'starteing my car in the garage :)' during the seventh inning of every game all year long. I am pulling for them.

HIMBO TEAM OF DESTINY NO THOUGHTS JUST BEEFY BOYS AND THE WET MAN

Allen Ivermectin The only thing better than a Phils win would be if Ted Cruz gets A Prayer for Owen Meany'd at one of these games