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FauxCoachWoodard

@FauxCoachWoodar

(Parody account) Passionate about T-Bird Basketball, Braves Baseball, oatmeal, sweet tea, BBQ & Banana Pudding

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calendar_today23-04-2014 21:03:04

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Donn Kasner(@dnkasner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Being an AD is hard ...

Being a weatherman is hard ...

Being an AD dependent on a weatherman is impossible.

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Matt Smethurst(@MattSmethurst) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers.

MJ: Yes.
Reporter: By how much?
MJ: Two or three points.
Reporter: Why so close?
MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers. MJ: Yes. Reporter: By how much? MJ: Two or three points. Reporter: Why so close? MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.
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BREAKING NEWS: Ivy League (Columbia) PhD student spends 1:19 explaining why Grubhub or DoorDash should deliver meal plans to the protesters. 😂😂😂

Can’t make this 💩 up. What a time to be alive!

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FauxCoachWoodard(@FauxCoachWoodar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING NEWS: St Dominic falls to Marquette to drop Jr. Jay Baseball out of hosting contention.

Papio-LV Baseball looks to have locked up A5 host with a win and A6 host with a loss in the tonight at 7pm.

BREAKING NEWS: St Dominic falls to Marquette to drop @CPrepBaseball out of hosting contention. @PLV_Baseball looks to have locked up A5 host with a win and A6 host with a loss in the #BattleOfPapillion tonight at 7pm.
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Riley Gaines(@Riley_Gaines_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rather than banning the boy from girls sports, they ban the girls from girls sports. You can't make this stuff up.

Sue them into oblivion.

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FauxCoachWoodard(@FauxCoachWoodar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING ⚾️ BRACKETOLOGY: GI & LSW flip spots after Columbus High Baseball upsets GI 7-1.

Also, the St Dominic, MO win jumps them to a Q1 opponent which moves Jr. Jay Baseball closer to A6 host, but I don’t see a scenario where Prep jumps GI today regardless of potential weather impacts.

BREAKING ⚾️ BRACKETOLOGY: GI & LSW flip spots after @DiscovererB upsets GI 7-1. Also, the St Dominic, MO win jumps them to a Q1 opponent which moves @CPrepBaseball closer to A6 host, but I don’t see a scenario where Prep jumps GI today regardless of potential weather impacts.
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So awesome of Zach Bryan to help the folks in Nebraska impacted by the tornadoes with clean up!

Then he treated his crew to the best burger joint in the area Stella's Hamburgers! 💯 🔥

So awesome of @zachbryanL to help the folks in Nebraska impacted by the tornadoes with clean up! Then he treated his crew to the best burger joint in the area @StellasBurgers! 💯 🔥
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Thank you Greg Abbott for taking a what most people would agree is common sense approach to an issue that shouldn’t even be debated & protecting female athletes!

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Here is the updated Class A ⚾️ BRACKETOLOGY after a lot of cancellations this weekend.

Two more days of ⚾️ before district seeding.

LE, MW, MS & BW have 🔒 in host seeds.

Proj Host teams:
A1 Lincoln East Baseball
A2 Millard West Baseball
A3 MS Patriots Baseball
A4 Bellevue West Thunderbirds Baseball
A5

Here is the updated Class A ⚾️ BRACKETOLOGY after a lot of cancellations this weekend. Two more days of ⚾️ before district seeding. LE, MW, MS & BW have 🔒 in host seeds. Proj Host teams: A1 @EastSpartanBSB A2 @MWCatsBaseball A3 @MSHS_Baseball A4 @T_BIRDSBASEBALL A5
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Bennington Track & Field(@BHSBadgersTrack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We want to share a story of one of our own: dear Lilly Dall. Her house was demolished Fri from the tornado. She sent me a message Friday saying she’s sorry, her jersey is gone. I told her “that is the least of our worries. I’m glad you are okay.”She sent me this message yesterday

We want to share a story of one of our own: dear Lilly Dall. Her house was demolished Fri from the tornado. She sent me a message Friday saying she’s sorry, her jersey is gone. I told her “that is the least of our worries. I’m glad you are okay.”She sent me this message yesterday
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Dave Portnoy(@stoolpresidente) 's Twitter Profile Photo

100% of net proceeds will go to helping those effected by the tornados in Nebraska. Will Compton

store.barstoolsports.com/products/huske…

100% of net proceeds will go to helping those effected by the tornados in Nebraska. @_willcompton store.barstoolsports.com/products/huske…
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