no more locking in it’s time to stare at the corner of where the wall meets the ceiling

can i put weed in the air fryer

i’m feeling all of these all at the same time all of the time

i’m not trying to flip houses i’m just trying to live

been watching videos of a woman just stuffing 15 benadryl in apples and feeding it to her horses and i’ve never been more jealous of a horse

if a guy ignores you for half the day then abruptly sends you an animal fact that man is trying to impregnate you

i’m so depressed i need to help someone else through their problems

what i would give to nap here

life is all about adding as many keys as you can to your carabiner

carrying gf when she’s tired

what if dunkin’ donuts was called Fucking Crap? doubt many of you would still go huh

is timothee chalemet allowed to be father i feel like he’s too little

*sticks bookmark in her ass* that’s enough for tonight

too much of my life is spent being really tired

i think owning a green couch would fix everything

imagine being this much of a loser

[talking to my slightly shorter friend] bro hold my hand the wind is picking up

overly opinionated on a topic you have no passion or knowledge about all by yourself handsome ?