Isn’t this just about making them means tested like every other benefit? Like if you live in a million pound house that you’ve paid off and you’ve got a comfortable pension, I don’t get why you need help keeping the radiators on.

Hull! I’ve chosen to kick off the first leg of my tour in your city. Come and grab some tickets while you still can 🙏

Honestly if you’re not part of the patreon yet, sign up now and just check out the last two or three. You get a weeks free trial anyway.

A statement

Today on twitter: people who’ve never booked a comedy club in their life telling the owners of the most successful comedy club in the country that they don’t know what they’re doing

One of the best guests Hot Water's Green Room Podcast ever had was Dave Longley. Imagine my surprise when he turns up on Dead Men Talking, what a combination. This one is fucking wild in parts, how this is not a Patreon, I don't know. Captain Bendy Dead Men Tom Freddy Quinne Fucking incredible.

Wait till the end 😳

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Rebecca Goodwin's *famous* traffic cone

Must’ve missed that bit in The Big Short when all the tea ladies quit Lehman Brothers because they foresaw the collapse of western banking and wanted to get out quickly

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂

Fair play to the lads, feels like a great idea this.

Gonna make it all the funnier when we lose 2-0 to Palace

Looks like a Benidorm nan on a topless beach

Comedians applying for working class bursaries

Angry front row 😂

The Gay Team 💥🤛 New Patreon exclusive out now!

The fall from grace for some of Man United’s top players is horrifying Martial - AEK Athens De Gea - Free agent for years then Fiorentina Pogba - banned from football Lingard - Korean league These were core first team players for Ole

I grew up in a white family, but I became Chinese when I was working at The Golden Orient