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A parody account that reflects the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Bless. Follow me and retweet to spread the Good GOP Word. #CatsForKamala

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THIS JUST IN: Trump EMS Report Leaked, Shows Wound Details President Trump was treated by Butler Fire/Rescue EMS immediately after the attempted assassination. As per their Standard Operating Procedures, the Lead EMT on the scene filled out a Pennsylvania State Department of

THIS JUST IN: Trump EMS Report Leaked, Shows Wound Details

President Trump was treated by Butler Fire/Rescue EMS immediately after the attempted assassination. As per their Standard Operating Procedures, the Lead EMT on the scene filled out a Pennsylvania State Department of
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The media is reporting that one of Kamala Harris’s debate tactics is to get under Donald’s thin skin. Post your ideas below: what questions or comments could she make that would really irritate him? Please repost this so we can get as many ideas as possible.

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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 Stephen Miller What that family wants is 💯irrelevant. Their arrogance in thinking their opinion on the subject matters is peak MAGA. Trump broke the law. Again. It’s illegal to do campaign activities at National Cemeteries. And his aide assaulted an employee. Anyone who tries to justify

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March 1996, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School, killing 16 students and a teacher, and injuring 15 others. To this day, it is the deadliest mass shooting in UK history. By the following year, Parliament had banned private ownership of most handguns, as well as

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It’s not often that an administration some considered the worst in modern history gets a chance to redeem themselves. Dick Cheney has come out and stated what everyone knows: Donald Trump is a grave threat to our Republic. ¿Y tú George W. Bush?

It’s not often that an administration some considered the worst in modern history gets a chance to redeem themselves. 

Dick Cheney has come out and stated what everyone knows: Donald Trump is a grave threat to our Republic.

¿Y tú George W. Bush?
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Trump / MAGA / GOP: We sent the abortion issue back to the states when we got our SCROTUS-6 servants to overturn Roe v. Wade. 380,000 Missouri voters: We want to let Missourians decide with Amendment 3 ballot initiative if they want to overturn the total abortion ban. GOP:

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The blood of Apalachee is smeared all over the hands of bigoted haters like Libs of TikTok (Chaya Raichik) who relentlessly attack the most vulnerable people in our society. I hope the engagement and the resulting dollars are worth it to them, because children and teachers died

The blood of Apalachee is smeared all over the hands of bigoted haters like Libs of TikTok (Chaya Raichik) who relentlessly attack the most vulnerable people in our society.

I hope the engagement and the resulting dollars are worth it to them, because children and teachers died
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The MAGAs’ idea to send armed soldiers into our schools for “protection” reminded me that they had the same brilliant plan 18 months ago. Ban assault weapons? No way! More guns in schools? WAY! Repost so everyone knows they’ve always been selfish tw*ts. Vote accordingly.

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President Trump heals so fast, it’s miraculous! People say he’s the most tremendous healer. I don’t know if that’s true but that’s what they tell me. Repost this if you dare because it will make Donald really big mad if it gets around. And you don’t want him big mad, do you?

President Trump heals so fast, it’s miraculous! People say he’s the most tremendous healer. I don’t know if that’s true but that’s what they tell me.

Repost this if you dare because it will make Donald really big mad if it gets around. And you don’t want him big mad, do you?