The planet you think you're living on no longer exists.

But I must reduce my “carbon footprint” and what ends up in landfills by using reusable bags, extending the life on everything I use and not using straws.

KZN police when they heard the news:

God namadlozi akini watching you guys call straight men “my God on earth”:

The surprise was she actually showed up.

Kabza deserves a lifetime achievement award for ‘KOA II’. Two years later and it is unmatched.

Folks, South Africa has no shortage of potatoes. Our supplies are solid. The black frost impacted potato production in the northern regions of Limpopo. But, the farmers are working hard to close the gap, and the potato deliveries in the various areas are encouraging.

We’re finished as the Ningi Zim’

“Your parents should pay for your drugs!”

Rick Ross talking about farming thousands of chickens becomes even funnier when you realise he thinks chickens quack.

I wore my Apple Watch to bed so I can really see how catastrophic my sleep is. Dear reader, I had 53 minutes of deep sleep.

Anyway, Pauli Van Wyk is a nicer person than I could ever be. After each article I would just be on this platform like:

100 in a 60 zone deserves jail time. Wdym?! Also there was an attempt at insurance fraud?!

Anyway, awuthi ngiphume ezindabeni zamajita, and listen to this new Robert Glasper album instead.

Uma ku shayela i sangoma noma umfundisi.

After all that work Zuckerberg and Facebook did to undermine the credibility of the 2020 election and spread misinformation, this is the thanks he gets?! 😂😂😂😂😂

We must also talk about the consumer wanting what are often very obviously ridiculous deals/prices. What do you mean Steve Madden is selling shoes at 80% off on a random Tuesday and the URL is stevovo-madden.co.za? 😭

Can’t believe you guys brought back measles.