Ya it’s really surprising that crypto imported a bunch of former citadel and goldman people and now everything is a version of payment for order flow. I really though all of those guys would understand the value of p2p transaction

There are now people raising funds exclusively to invest in memecoins which is, and you’re not going to believe this, the exact same skillset required to invest in governance tokens

I kind of respect this DeGods guy for just moving his NFT collection wherever he wants whenever he wants. I hope he keeps doing it. I hope you never really know where your DeGod is, everyday you wake up wondering if you’ve become a community member of Algorand or something

My daughter came home from college and told me she was making a fortune on OnlyFans. I told her I could not be a prouder mom.

My son came home from college and told me he had become a mechanism designer. Told him to think long and hard about how that reflects on our family name.

Nothing else seems to be working so I’m going to take one for the team here and pay Caitlyn Jenner $2500 to do a video explaining why we need to stop trying to decentralize the sequencers

'What happens is responsible capital allocators sometimes find themselves in the same buckets as complete degens'

Alex B on #bitcoin defi, lightning and more

(link in reply)

“Ok but why don’t they just like put the transactions in the order they come in?”

The Bible doesn’t explain this but hell is governed as a DAO and all 9 circles are sub-DAOs and that’s the worst part of eternal damnation, the bureaucracy

actually kind of tempting

Zero Knowledge of where your money is Casino

We have posted the wrong youtube link for the third week in a row. This is likely our last tweet

youtube.com/watch?v=pE2TLT…

Whenever I’m trying to get off an elevator, there’s always some dickhead trying to get on the elevator before I get off the elevator. This is why I don’t believe in the social layer.

I just had an ancient Bitcoin whale (mined on his college library computer in 2009) call me from his citadel in New Zealand (he’s neighbors with Peter thiel) and ask about which Bitcoin puppets he should buy because he heard all the OG whales are supposed to be buying ordinals🤷‍♀️

Infrastructure is becoming increasingly commoditized except for this one I just invested in which is worth 50b FDV. That one is, conveniently, not commoditizable.

A new king Manlet has been crowned. Barney, m’lord, bestow upon us a new shitter on your chain of choice, sub 5m mcap preferably and we shall follow you to the holy land.

I’m not sure who to blame for this loss so
I’m going to default to my usual and blame Solana RPCs

They should do cryptographer fight night

I don’t recognize any of these people in crypto fight night. The people want Vitalik vs Racer

I’ve been watching this Shogun show. These people wear robes all day and constantly threaten to kill themselves over the smallest inconveniences.
They’re honestly just like us.

*When you realize one of the investment professionals at your firm can actually do all the fancy cryptography shit and you don’t need Ethereum anymore*